Total Medals Earned: 491 (From 135 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,280 Points
Medals Earned: 2/11 (100/435 points)
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/45 points)
Get yourself killed
Kill that bastard whale
Ethics anyone?
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/185 points)
Killed a clown.
Completed the game on Easy Mode.
Completed the game on STREEEEEMERZ Mode
Completed the game on Normal Mode.
Completed the game on Normal Mode without dying.
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/260 points)
drop from 5 meters height
kill 15 civilians
kill 20 spearmen
destroy 10 catapults
destroy 10 balloons
kill 15 wizards
killed by spearmen
killed by an explosion
finish all levels
survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode
survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode
kill 30 chickens
bounce back 25 projectiles
kiss 25 girls
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
throw 100 hadoukens
defeat all large enemies
Medals Earned: 9/17 (225/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the UFO
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/210 points)
Escape from the temple!
Kill every creature in the temple
Escape without using either rifle
Escape without dying once
Escape from the temple in under ten minutes
Gain every other medal
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/90 points)
Cut dawn the tree
Enter the correct password to activate the bridge
Find the programmer's card